Xemnas: Man sex.
Xigbar: BAMF
Xaldin: Aldyn… (Gaston’s twin brother)
Vexen: You sassy vixen, you.
Laxaeus: What kind of weapon is that? An axe? What are you, a dwarf? (also could be Ganon in disguise)
Zexion: Teenage angst.
Saix: Let’s dance under the moon…
Axel: You set my heart ablaze.
Demyx: David Bowie (Dance Water Dance)
Luxord: Let me shuffle your cards.
Marluxia: Rockin’ the Howl hair.
Larxene: Go bitch, go.
Roxas: …Ventus???
Xion: “She doesn’t even go here.” (She has a lot of feelings)